Friday, November 18, 2011

Insanity of the Mind

Ah, insanity. My best friend for as long as I can remember. Although he has been annoying on occasion I find it rather hard to concentrate when the voices in my head don't shut up. And sometime when I'm speaking I'll end up TREE saying random things. And why is it that whenever I think of something I wish to say, my mouth is full of food. Also I tend to start one one subject when i start talking and a totally different one when I finish. For example: I started the paragraph with Insanity and I going to end it by saying; I should put in some more fact that you really don't care about.

Pointless Facts:

1. All porcupines float in water.

2. It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

3. Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.

4. Every time you lick a stamp, your consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

5. Starfish have no brains.

I was also thinking of things I should write about. I've already gone through me, well some of me, the rest of me you get to figure out on your own. Maybe I should just babble about whatever pops into my head at the time at least until I get a better grip on what I want to talk about. Hey did you know tacos are a kind of food that you can make yourself and put all the neat things together, and apparently it's like edible Lego's only you don't shit bricks, apparently. This was some of the conversation that went on at dinner, my family is quite strange, but so am I so it works out okay. I NEED A BRAIN. One that works because apparently mine doesn't or at least it chooses not to most of the time. So think about it how do you write a blog when your brain is basically telling you 'taking a vacation and wont be back for awhile but don't worry you'll be just fine, you don't need me'. I wonder how many times you can slam your head into a table before you knock yourself out. Not that I'm going to try. I guess it depends on how hard and who you are, and possibly what your slamming your head against. But that's probably a part of the 'how hard' factor.

I wish I could drive. I get the basics of driving and I'm really not all that far off from actually starting to be taught how do drive, but still some thing's are just a lot easier when you can drive. Then again somethings are not. Like snow. Snow is dangerous and sneaky. Stupid snow. I like snow, it's nice to look at...from the inside when you're sitting somewhere warm and you have a nice soft blanket around you and some hot chocolate in a mug that has cats on it and was hand crafted by your grandmother. But not so nice when you need to go out and shovel it of the cement every one and a half hours. Well probably not that often and I don't do it anyway. I think I did that thing when I start with something and then end with something completely different. Eh, oh well.

I think lately I've been coming across strange things. What strange things you ask? I don't remember. But I think I dreamt most of them. I'm running out of things to babble about. I only got one comment on my last blog. I was sad I think on;y two people read it maybe when I put my blog link somewhere I should either write it in big bold letters like this:
THIS IS MY BLOG READ IT!
or maybe I'll just write it over and over and over and over and over and over and over......and over and over and over and over........okay I'll stop now. I guess it might get a little annoying if I just write it a billion times. Or people may just block me. My blog is currently unawesome (yes I know it's not a real word shut up) for lack of people who read it. I mean it's not like I can go to the facebook page of everyone on my friends list and say 'Hey you read my blog or suffer the wrath of........something that........is awesome'. Yeah I can't even come up with a good way to leave annoying messages on the pages of all the people on my friends list, not that I would necessarily want to anyway. COMMENTS. THEY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE. But I really don't so it doesn't matter that much. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT EVEN JUST A SORT ONE WITH ONLY THREE DOTS. ... . Pretty much like that only in comment form.

Goodbye from.....someone....I....think.....

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Toe Socks

...And then the world of my weird blogs began. The End. Well not really it's kind of only the beginning, but whatever not the point. The point is how do I actually start said blog? How do I begin? What do I say? This whole blog site is kind of a new thing and I don't really know how all of it works yet. Well, maybe I could put some random useless fact's on here.


Pointless Facts:   


  1. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
  2. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
  3. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
  4. A snail can sleep for three years.
  5. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.


Now how about some things about myself. Of course the people likely to be reading this (if I EVER publish it) are people who already know me. And even then maybe only a couple. I don't know many people to begin with. Sigh. Oh well. 


Most of my time is spent doing something creative. I like to draw even though I'm not as good as I'd like to be, and I often find that I can't concentrate on what I want to do thus ending in a crappy drawing.


I enjoy writing, mostly stories, although I have never been able to get very far into one. I always have so many ideas of one story or another and I never get to the point of writing them down. So most of it just stays in my head. 


I read, and I often read too many things at once. I'll start reading one thing because it sounds really interesting and then I'll stop reading it for awhile, so I'm in the middle of that book and then I'll pick up another one and it's part of a series of books so I read the first couple and then I start reading the next one and then I'll either get bored or pissed off at it and put it down and not come back for awhile. So then I have this one book I haven't finished and then another that's like the third in an eight part series and my friend is nagging at me to finish the series, because she already finished it and she wants to discus the books with me, and then I'll pick up another one because someone suggested it to me so now I'm reading that one, but then something in the story or maybe a movie I watched will make me want to reread one of the books I actually have finished reading and then I'll start reading that again, and then all the sudden out of nowhere I'll remember that first book and I'll go back to that one and then all of the books I've started reading will just build and build. So then I have about a dozen or so books that I haven't finished reading. Yeah crazy.I'm sure someone out there does something similar, heh, maybe not to that extent or maybe more so....shrug...who knows. Some books that I have actually finished are, 'Harry Potter'(all of them), 'The Golden Compass', 'Peaches', and I'm sure there are other's I just can't think of any. And of course there's all those books I haven't finished and those I haven't gotten to yet. 


I like comic books to. Like 'Fables', and 'Y The Last Man', and right now I'm on The Sandman comics. 


Lets see what else. Those who know me know that I pace, and not your average pace back and forth type of thing. No no I pace to think, to come up with ideas and things for my stories. So I talk to myself as if I'm those characters talking to each other and I plan out battle scenes and attack the enemies, which often results in smacking my hand on the very hard things in my house. And I get all weepy over the sad scenes I create and all smiley for the silly scenes I create. And I can do this for hours sometimes, and doing all this doesn't mean that after I sit and write all these things down, nope they stay right up there in my head just waiting to spill out onto a blank page.


And of course I do things that every other teenager does, play video games. Not as often as the other things I do and sometimes I even go without playing video games for over a month. And there's also a couple of online games I like to play. 'Spiral Knights' and 'Maple Story', for example. Some of my favorite video games are, 'Psychonuats', 'Costume Quest', 'Lego Batman', 'Eternal Sonata', 'Epic Mickey', 'Legend of Zelda'(just in general), 'Animal Crossing', 'Dante's Inferno', 'Sims 3', 'Fable 1&2' (haven't gotten to 3 yet but I do want to play it), 'Black and White 2', and many others that are just not coming to my brain at the moment. 


I like movies. Pfft, of course I like movies. My favorite movie of all time is 'The Nightmare Before Christmas'. I love that movie to death, and I think the runner up would be 'Howl's Moving Castle'. And some of the other one's that come up under favorites ( I won't go too far down the list or you'll be here for ever),'Spirited Away', 'The Cat Returns', 'Dragon Heart', 'The Crow', 'Batman Begins', "The Dark Knight', 'Pirate's of the Caribbean 1,2&3', 'Wall-E', 'A Knight's Tale', 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit', and LOTS of others that I enjoy a lot but that I can't think of.


And some TV shows I like are, 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer', 'Warehouse 13', 'Eureka', 'Bones', 'CSI New York', 'Charmed', 'Castle', and again many others.